Voiced By: Nancy Cartwright

Age: 10

First Words: Aye Carumba

Hobbies:

• Spitting off the overpass
• Making prank calls to Moes
• Doing practical jokes

Best Freind: Milhouse Van Houten

Has had a crush on:

• Jessica Lovejoy
• Laura Powers

Secret Shames:

• Decapitated statue of Jebadiah Springfield
• Deceived town into thinking that a boy named Timmy O'Toole had fallen into one of the town's wells
• Sent Ms. Krabappel fake love letters
• Accidentally burned up the family's Christmas presents while trying to sneek a peek at them early

Employment History:

• Worked for the mob
• Worked for Skinner as a hall monitor
• Worked as a handy man for an old lady
• Worked at Maison Derriere

Awards Recieved:

• Won an elephant from a radio station contest

Catch Phrases:

• Eat my shorts (Bart says this when he is being cheeky) (download)
• Don't have a cow man (He says this when he wants someone to calm down)
• Aye Carumba (Bart says this when he is shocked) (download)
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Favorite Beverage: A Slushie

Favorite Hangout: Noise Land Arcade

Quotes:

• "Once you hit the big one-o, it's all downhill from there. You're legs start to go...candy doesn't taste as good anymore"
• "Order by phone, 1 800... Our phone doesn't go up to 800" (download)

Achievments:

• Proved Krusty's innocence after he was falsely accused of shoplifting
• Captured the "Babysitter Bandit"
• Reunited Krusty and his father
• Won the soapbox derby using Martins racer
• Wrote an episode of "Itchy & Scratchy" with Lisa called "Little Barbershop of Horrors"
• Saved Krusty's show from being canceled by organizing an all-star extravaganza show
• Discovered a comet
• Had 15 minutes of fame as the " 'I didn't do it' boy"

Other Activities and Facts:

• Got a "Mother" tattoo but had to get it removed with the Simpson's Christmas money
• Declared a genius after stealing Martin's intelligence test
• Was placed on a foreign exchange student program (France) after flushing a cherry bomb
• Declared a tie with Todd Flanders in miniature golf
• Almost jumped over Springfield Gorge
• Got hit by a car (Mr. Burn's was driving)
• Donated blood to Mr. Burns
• Became Mr. Burns' heir (for a short time)
• Mistakenly accused Ned Flanders of murdering Maude
• Falsely blamed for stealing from the church's collection plate
• Sold his soul to Milhouse for $5.
• Unintentionally got Krusty busted for tax fraud.
• Took road trip with Nelson, Milhouse, and Martin to Knoxville for spring break, only to discover they are 10 years late for the World's Fair
• Applied for fake credit card under the name "Santos L. Halper"