The Casual Chelonian

Home page of Martin Wooliscroft
..... hello and welcome to the Casual Chelonian, a website not unlike a million others with the possible exception of the eponymous turtle pictured above. I would very much like you to treat this website as if it were your very own turtle. Love it, nurture it, paint your name on its shell to impair its growth, put it in a box to hibernate over the winter, then take it out all smelly & rotten in the spring and bury it in the garden.
Then, get another one and do it all again.
The Casual Chelonian. An endangered species of a homepage.
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