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By now of course you wll be itching to get here and savour the unbridled delights of Nunhead for yourselves. You have a full itinerary planned, all the necessary documentation, had your shots and forwarded to us the relevant travel permits (only crisp, new notes accepted I'm afraid).

Have no fear, travelling to Nunhead is easy. London Transport provides an excellent and regular bus service noted for it's punctuality, the P12 bus. For those with a bit more money to burn a luxurious train service is available, Nunhead even having it's own station for the benefits of Tourists!

The first port of call for any serious visitor should be Nunhead Green, if only because it's in the way of the pubs. Visitors should take care when crossing the neatly kept beds beercan bushes (drinkus bottlii carlsburg) and rubbish plants (plasticus bagii tesco). From there it is an easy walk to the very centre of the Nunhead shopping extravaganza that is Evelina Road, the 'Sunset Boulevard' of South East London.

Raising dereliction to an artform

At the dead centre of Nunhead lies the magnificient and carefully tended Nunhead Cemetery, perhaps the most industrious location in Nunhead. An excellent place to look up old friends, or perhaps to make some new ones.

The cemetery is best visited in daylight, a nightime visit is not advised as the locals do not take kindly to being disturbed. If you are looking for night time spirits, then the only place you should be looking is in the many nearby public houses.