Well its the end of the year so it seems traditional to look back and give awards and all that kind of stuff. I have been busy with my camera this year getting some rather strange pictures. I have had a number of people E mail me saying i like this photo and that photo, so I have put together a Xmas compellation of what I think are the most interesting pictures on this site. You can vote for your top 3 pictures (a link is at the bottom) until the end of the year and I will give myself lots of praise and awards and stuff and make lots of speeches at an awards ceremony in the beginning of the new year. just kidding the real reason is that it will give me an insight into what kind of stuff i should mess on with next year. so make a note of the picture numbers.
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Perhaps you like a bit of nostalgia. With "Three lions on our shirts" back in 66 we won the world cup (pic 8).We came close in Italia 90 "when Lineker scored "(pic 9) both are on the England World cup 1998 page |
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Ok you guys out there want to see some scantily clad women. O.k. here's one of Davinia, who was Giggys girlfriend until he punched her in the face and broke her nose. Now she has switched allegiances and is Going out with Man City star Georgie Kinkladze |
As you may know I have five wives currently .my forth wife said she didn't mind me putting a photo of her on the web. This is a picture of her on the right. would some of you guys like to see my other wives? this is picture Number 13 |
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To keep the lasses happy here are a couple of pictures of some naked men. the one on the left is that gorgeous hunk Bez Pic (14) and the one on the right is the even sexier Baz (pic 15) |
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Then of course there are those that have allegedly had a sex change . Monsieur Cantona on the left (pic 16) and Teddy Bear Sherri on the right one of the new breed of players that don't take their shirts off after the match. If they did it would almost certainly cause a riot. Mon sherri is (pic 17) |
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Perhaps you aren't all perverts and you come to Riksplace for the latest action photos like When England held off Italy to claim a place in the world cup finals. on the left we see poor Paul Ince playing in a red shirt (pic 18) or the celebrations after the match on the right pic (19) |
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Back to our own local heros. Tino scores a hat trick in the champions league .and then gets injured just when we need him.most. hopefully he will soon be back to his best. (pic 20) Keith Gillespie confounds his critics this year by scoring some good goals and making some fine runs. So far this season he is about the best player we have got. (pic 21) |
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Then there are the new players or I should say the lack of them. I almost single handed persuaded the world that Gazza was coming home a couple of months ago.(pic 22) |
 He didn't sign, nether did any of these other Drunken B*****ds (pic 23) |
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Not all the pictures on this site are done by me .I have recently put a few animations and cool graphics on this web site. I cant do clever stuff like that so I have asked my best friend on the internet.Eddy Shearyadis to design a few things for me. |
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Then there are the pictures that are just to gruesome to publish. Like the ones of me tearing apart a Teletubby doll with a chopper .A pair of scissors and a rather sharp knife. (pic 26)left (pic 27) right |
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I have such a thoughtful wife. She queued for 17 hours for that doll outside toys 4 us just to make my x-mas that little bit special . I bet i am the only person in England with a headless Yellow tubby. pic 28) left (Pic 29) right |
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And finally as they say , I would like to wish you all a merry Xmas and a happy New year. I am off for a week or so to enjoy Christmas and to spend a bit of time with the Wives and Kids. I was hoping that Mr Dalglish would give us all a nice new striker as a x-mas present .Even better would have been a win on Sunday over the old Enemy .The lads played well enough to win but lady luck was not on our side. All is not lost though. we still have a 150-1 chance of winning the League and we are still in both domestic cup Competitions. The next big game is against Liverpool. I reckon it will be 4-3 to us this time. . See ya next year.RIK The OPTIMIST! For nice family photos vote for NO 30 .(on the Left) |
