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Father Dougal McGuire is played by Ardal O'Hanlon, and is Ted's mad sidekick lacking in just about everyting: intelligence, common sence and imagination. He becomes a milkman in 'Speed 3', narrowly escaping being blown to pieces by the bomb planted by Pat Mustard.

Things he says:

• Oh, Right
• Right you are ted
• Those women were in the nip!
• How's your bra?
• I'm no good at judging the size of crowds, but I'd say there's about 17 million out there!
• Bishops love sci-fi!
• God, I love being a priest
• We're all going to heaven lads, weheyyyy
• I've been drinking like a mad eejit
• As if by magic, I can create a big crowd of invisible ducks
• Hey, look Ted, it's the crane of death. It's called that, because there was a lad killed on it last year!

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