The Mirror and the Gateway
This grove, ‘The Mirror and the
Gateway’ introduces two separate ways in which the Great
Master has extended the haiku form.  In the Mirror
(originally called the sandwich) the first and last lines are the
same—or are they?  There is the sound, the sense and
the characters that represent them.  Terimati sees the haiku
half reflected in a mirror, or in clear water, such that one side
reflects, and sometimes distorts, the other.  The Gateway
describes the Haiku Gateway Processor, the idea of substitution
of extended characters into haiku—thus / can render the three syllables ‘forward
slash’.  See also the notes.  As these are forms
not themes, some are serious while others are witty or
frivolous.  Similarly, a few mirrors and extra characters
will be found in other groves.
 
1.  Seventeen Mirrors
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Melancholy odeWritten on greengrocer’s bill
 —Melon, cauli owed
Entity ModelsMuch less fun than Page 3 Girls
 n titty models
Doc, you meant AsianMedics need professional
 Documentation?
Daily occurrenceThe gardener visiting
 —Dahlia, currants
When I lie in bedShe just doesn’t believe me
 —When I lie in bed
Great German leaderBismarck.  Herr Fischer Diskau
 Great German lieder
Give the man the floorFor God’s sake!  He screws up.  For-
 give the man the flaw
Crocodiles et alCould not scare Albert, until
 Crocodiles ate Al
The long winding roadMany strange characters met
 —The long Winding road
I met a haikuMetaphors and syllables—
 A meta haiku
Oh please bee, leave meI’m allergic to your sting
 Oh please believe me
Clerical habitsObstruct less spiritual
 Clerical habits
One egg is enoughFor a Frenchman, it seems, for
 One egg is un oeuf
Because I love youIt’s time for the bridal suite
 —Because I love you
 
 This, without changing the sounds or the
putative title of ‘stable relationships’, can
be:
 
 Because I love you
 It’s time for the bridle, sweet
 Big horse—I love you
Dodi is to DiSo close, that, right beside her
 Dodi is to die
Illegal substanceIs a risk to birds of prey
 —Ill eagle substance
Henry KissingerHas a wife—who really likes
 Henry kissing her
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 2.  Seventeen More Mirrors | 
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So nugatoryToffee-nosed Conservatives
 So nougat Tory
I’d a down on herSmothered her with a duvet
 —Eiderdown on her
End of peer reviewComedians, all of them
 End of pier revue
We ought to make loveWe’ve been apart all summer
 We autumn ache, love
‘All you need is love’Has a bakery version
 ‘All you knead is loaf’
Witches’ prophecyUpsets Macbeth.  He’s not sure
 Which is prophecy
Aiding and abettingGambling dens in South Yemen
 —Aden and a betting
Dubai, effendi,Is the place for purchases
 —D’you buy, effendi?
What is it to be,Our philosophy question?
 —What is it, To Be?
Sage, and thyme to rueHerbs symbolic, time to be
 Sage and time to rue
Man with a missionFallout contaminated
 Man with emission
Your innate weaknessWill cause you to wet the bed
 Urinate weakness
Fearful symmetryThroughout the ghostly graveyard
 —Fearful cemetery
‘I’m in de Nile’The Arab cried.  ‘No, I’m not,
 —I’m in denial’
He had a wee coughScottish hypochondriac
 He had a week off
Morbid interestIn auction of the death mask
 —More bid interest?
OnomatopoeiaMurmur, murmur, Lord Archer
 Honour matter, peer
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 3.  Rotating Mirrors | 
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Spring in the air.  LambsGraze. Then, as mothers admire
 Lambs spring in the air
All you need is loveThe good words of John Lennon
 Love is all you need
Time and crime againHe is up before the courts
 Crime—and time again
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 4.  The Gateway | 
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West Indies b@smen_@ Headingley
 Small # of runs
HGP’s mission:To enforce prohibition.
 You can’t speak easy
Candles in bracketsBeside the waning firelight
 Need to put coal on
 
 Is almost poetry but the HGP gives
 
 [Candles]
 Beside the waning firelight
 Need to put :
You see, I owe youFor you see before I see
 Aye, you are too wise
 
 The HGP
‘maxicrushes’ this to
 
 
UCIOU4UCB4IC
 IURYY
Subjects ,nd goSome plain, some /, low &
 -omena.
Ye@s, 10nyson, £,They write of grief & $
 ~ cows come home
Ke@s and Ye@s, poetsWho burn words into my heart
 But why don’t they rhyme?
Waltzing ma~Please come a waltzing with me
 ~ cows come home
If a piece of wireJoins the Jewish religion
 Is it ^ed?
Fixing shelf [ ]Making a right # of it
 Please give us an &
Please give us an &Making a right # of it
 < competent
Please give us an &Making a right # of it
 ≠ to task
The following has been through the
American version of the HGP:
 .ic verse
 of ?able pan#
 –ed off by our 2.
Two characters fight/ & \
 Duel symmetry
Chicken xxx road2C if grass is
greener
 On the other side
4tnum & Mason& Harrods r famous 4
 Food & such
Sierra Le1Now has ;ial
 St@us it appears
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 5.  …And its Bars | 
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In the HGP(Haiku Gateway Processor)
 Are there any bars?
One a five | gateAnd one a seven | gate
 All else should be |red.
Rivals, sick of GatesAnd suspicious of Cartels,
 End up in bars, mates
Terimati growsLike moss—even like seaweed
 Why are changes barred?
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