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"The Curse of Steph"

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Over the last few months a number of players have left Newcastle United. Quite a lot of others are destined to follow as Ruuds revolution takes hold. One thing about the whole situation though is very spooky.

One of the top toon fans who follows the lads not only to the games at St James'park but to the reserve games at Kingston park is Steph. She has armed herself with a camera and tries to get as close to the action as possible. She has managed to get very close to a number of players, indeed she has had her picture taken with a few of them. It started off with Ginola, Then there's Phillipe Albert, Rob Lee and Paul Dalglish had a Steph piccie taken Others that Steph has been very close to at Kingston park are , Alex Pistone, Carl Serrant, Stu Pearce, Stu Elliot, John Barnes..Lionel perez,.. Des Hamilton, NOTICED ANY THING YET?

Well I have, she seems to put a curse on those that she regualy gets close to at those reserve matches.

The more she snaps them and the closer she gets, the worse the players perform, and soon they will me transferred. this woman must be stopped.

Do Not REPEAT, do not let her into the Chester le Street training ground. or else.

Newcastle United WILL BE DOOMED.

And now the proof. Take a look at her photos on the reserve reports if you still need convincing, see how many players that she took piccies of, have futures at Newcastle united. To save you from scrolling through the following reserve games I have made a list from the following games

WREXHAM

SCARBOURGH

BLACKPOOL

NOTTS CO.

HUDDERSFIELD

MIDDLESBOURGH

BRADFORD

ROTHERHAM

It all started with GINOLA ( picture HERE SOON.)

Then she started to go to the reserve games first was the Wrexham game which contains :-

Serrant x 2 pictures

Hamilton x 1 picture

Scarbourgh game and once again Serrant gets 4 taken, Hamilton x 2 and this one of the "up and coming "Paul Dalglish, well he was up and coming until this was taken, since then it's been downhill all the way.

At the Blackpool game, Barton career is on the decline as Steph snaps him up twice, Hamilton again is unlucky, but most photographed once again is Poor old Carl Serrant. Looks like a move to BURY is beckoning Carl

NOTTS County. see's what appears to be Warren Barton adducted by Aliens, (see the report) is this the moment that saves him from the Curse of Steph? have they put an ANTI curse on him?

Others photographed on the same night include Serrant yet again, Guivarc'h (Rangers) Hamilton (Huddesfield) Barnes (Charlton), Pistone (virerecen.something or other in Italy)

Most pictured Carl Serrant, on the slipery slope to BURY.

Pearce bows out, his Newcastle career likely to be over after too much exposure to the cursed one.

Huddersfield match see's Dalglish victimised once again. There is surely no way back for him now. so much exposure to the curse has well and truly nobled him. Never again will the unfortunate lad play in the first team.

Thew same goes for Psycho, he gets snapped up twice so it looks like a player managers job elsewhere for pearcy.

The BORO match is mainly long shots, with Georgiados, Ketsbaia and McGlen (Longshots to leave?) in the distance. Digger Barnes gets too close and a few days later goes to Charlton on Loan.

Another player that looks destined never to return after a loan spell is Phillipe Albert. He was a great player.......until he got too close to Steph

Steph and Phillipe, now at Fulham.

TOO CLOSE STEPH

The Bradford match sees a day time kick off which may look like a good idea, but it isn't as it gives Steph the opportunity to capture a lot of the young lads who hitherto had been ignored.

Closest to Steph during the match was Griff , pictured here, along with other promising youngsters, David Burt (whose brother Jamie got the curse...another story).,Carl Serrant, Barret, Beherall, Elliot, McClen, Hamilton, Dalglish, Coppinger,and Ralf Keidel. Time will tell wether or not a single exposure will be enough for the curse to take hold.

Steph signes the death warrant for wor Robbie...

Rotherham game, and thank goodness it's a night time game. That means a few less photos,

Pearce gets a close up taken, as does Coppinger but worse is to come. After the match has finished, who should be there? Club Captain ROB LEE thats who. Although all present pleaded with her, she took no notice and the dirty deed was done.

Newcastle United must now face the inevitable situation of loosing one of the best players of recent times, and all because of Steph and THAT CURSE.

I have tried for many months not to expose these shocking revelations, when Steph asks "why aren't my pictures up yet,?" I make up some feeble excuse. Thinking that the longer I wait possibly it will just go away? But it hasn't.

Now I am trying a new approach, By exposing the curse and sharing these photo's with you, perhaps we can break the curse. Indeed by revealing the identity of Steph perhaps the stewards and security men can look out for her. DON'T let her into St James's park with her camera . We can't have her snapping away at the first team.

Be on your guard. This woman is dangerous,

*WREXHAM*	*SCARBOURGH*	*BLACKPOOL*	*NOTTS CO.*
HUDDERSFIELD	*MIDDLESBOURGH*	BRADFORD	ROTHERHAM

It all started with GINOLA ( picture HERE SOON.)
	Then she started to go to the reserve games first was the Wrexham game which contains :- Serrant x 2 pictures Hamilton x 1 picture Scarbourgh game and once again Serrant gets 4 taken, Hamilton x 2 and this one of the "up and coming "Paul Dalglish, well he was up and coming until this was taken, since then it's been downhill all the way.
At the Blackpool game, Barton career is on the decline as Steph snaps him up twice, Hamilton again is unlucky, but most photographed once again is Poor old Carl Serrant. Looks like a move to BURY is beckoning Carl NOTTS County. see's what appears to be Warren Barton adducted by Aliens, (see the report) is this the moment that saves him from the Curse of Steph? have they put an ANTI curse on him? Others photographed on the same night include Serrant yet again, Guivarc'h (Rangers) Hamilton (Huddesfield) Barnes (Charlton), Pistone (virerecen.something or other in Italy)
	Huddersfield match see's Dalglish victimised once again. There is surely no way back for him now. so much exposure to the curse has well and truly nobled him. Never again will the unfortunate lad play in the first team. Thew same goes for Psycho, he gets snapped up twice so it looks like a player managers job elsewhere for pearcy. The BORO match is mainly long shots, with Georgiados, Ketsbaia and McGlen (Longshots to leave?) in the distance. Digger Barnes gets too close and a few days later goes to Charlton on Loan.
Another player that looks destined never to return after a loan spell is Phillipe Albert. He was a great player.......until he got too close to Steph

The Bradford match sees a day time kick off which may look like a good idea, but it isn't as it gives Steph the opportunity to capture a lot of the young lads who hitherto had been ignored. Closest to Steph during the match was Griff , pictured here, along with other promising youngsters, David Burt (whose brother Jamie got the curse...another story).,Carl Serrant, Barret, Beherall, Elliot, McClen, Hamilton, Dalglish, Coppinger,and Ralf Keidel. Time will tell wether or not a single exposure will be enough for the curse to take hold.
	Rotherham game, and thank goodness it's a night time game. That means a few less photos, Pearce gets a close up taken, as does Coppinger but worse is to come. After the match has finished, who should be there? Club Captain ROB LEE thats who. Although all present pleaded with her, she took no notice and the dirty deed was done. Newcastle United must now face the inevitable situation of loosing one of the best players of recent times, and all because of Steph and THAT CURSE.
I have tried for many months not to expose these shocking revelations, when Steph asks "why aren't my pictures up yet,?" I make up some feeble excuse. Thinking that the longer I wait possibly it will just go away? But it hasn't. Now I am trying a new approach, By exposing the curse and sharing these photo's with you, perhaps we can break the curse. Indeed by revealing the identity of Steph perhaps the stewards and security men can look out for her. DON'T let her into St James's park with her camera . We can't have her snapping away at the first team. Be on your guard. This woman is dangerous,